HOT STALIN. This reminds me of this piece I did for da campus comedy mag a million years ago called Hottiez Thru History. My brilliance is accessible via the Squelch Archives November 2008 issue, page 18. HOLLLLLAAAA

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Josef Stalin. I feel a little bad putting Stalin up here, what with all the atrocities and his general evilness. But he is historical, and he is hot. So I did. Stalin was not a good person, but this picture of him as a young man is lovely, and perhaps he had hopes and dreams as a young man that simply got distorted and twisted until he became the much-hated man we know today.